Josh's iGlasses

Busy Busy Busy

2009-03-02T18:26:00.000-08:00

Going full time at college is not that bad. I nail pretty much every single part of it, except for the public speaking part. Hmph, I'm a fob, what do you expect? Still an "A" student though. lol.

I beat Uncharted: Drake's Fortune in 3 days. It took me that long. Phew. Good story though. It;s time to return it to gamestop and get my money back. lol.

Having a ps3 in your house is such a big distraction. You keep wondering what you can do with it.

I'm still waiting for my iphone. Geez, can not wait.

For those of you that don't like iphone, I still agree with you. It's noteworthy not for what it does, but how it does it.

This post is so random. lol.

Photos of Mom's Birthday

2008-09-23T09:05:00.000-07:00

Sunday 9-21-08,,,We went to Lake Arrowhead,,,

Here are some pictures and videos from that trip...

Catching Up

2008-09-11T21:40:00.000-07:00

Hellow!

Lots of catching up to do here,,,

First of all, I wanna say that I really miss my sister, Audrey that just went back to Indo last Sunday. I miss you, sis.

Second. I haven't posted anything lately simply due to my school and work schedule.
MONDAYS - THURSDAYS
7-8am: P.E. Mr. Powell
10-11am: Pre-Cal Mr. Kanawati
12-1pm: NAP ^^
1.30-6.30pm: Work, Nigga!

FRIDAYS
7-8am: P.E. Mr. Powell
9-12.20pm: C.I.T. 101-05 Mrs. Saxon
1.30-6.30pm: Work,!!

SATURDAYS
10am-2.30pm: WOrk

Sundays: Free

hahaha

One more thing, Have you seen my piercings? They're pretty sick! 12 gauge can't get any better than this.Got them on both ears, I might stretch them in 3 months,,,we'll see.

Oh ya,,,

Remember when I said I was 180lbs 3 months ago? yeah, nikk, Im 158 now, Beetch! jAck my words!

Kay, off to catch some sleep.

Later.

Instant Noodles!!! (fast!)

2008-06-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

HUAY!!!!

I just found a new way to make instant noodles! This one is so much easier...

Here's how you do it:

1. Get a Bowl
2. put the noodles inside the bowl
3. add water
4.PUT IT INSIDE THE MICROWAVE for 5 MINUTES!!!
5.Take'em out of the microwave
6. Add the oil and spices
7. Stir.
8.BAM!!! THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!

Get it, noobs?

Sunburnt Asian!!!!

2008-06-25T19:42:00.000-07:00

What's Crack-A-Lack'in? Dang,,,It's been a while since my last post. My bad, I've been such a Myspace whore. Oh, by the way, you can find me HERE on myspace. Hahahahhh,,,

Last Saturday, I went to Huntingon beach with my friends for Ricardo and Prisilia's Birthdays. Well,,,it was hot out there. And eventually the heat made somebody thinks like an idiot for a day. Yeah,,,that guy was me,,,I was a little careless that day. I took off and got into the water without putting away my glasses. I went off straight to the wave and dived under it. When I resurfaced, I stared at one of my friends and said, "That was stupid, I just lost my glasses!"

He laughed, and we just didn't care about my glasses no more 'cuz we were having too much fun in the water. Oh, By the way, I was dragged by the wave and bumped this girl, she was laughing,,,I think she likes me *go ahead, puke! ^_^* just kidding...

We went to Banana Bay around 11pm. My friends had some little drinks, I had a coffee. The funny thing was, they're the ones who drink, but I was feeling tipsy that time...

I got sick the next day. When I woke up, I noticed how dark I got. I got sunburnt! Dang, you can call me a Nigga now,,,hahah,,,dang,,,

Lucky I got sick,,,when I told my parents that I lost my glasses, they couldnt get mad at me cuz they're scared I would get worse. LoL

I'm still sick but not that bad anymore. I skipped the church meeting tonight.

HOMEWORK IS MY HOMIE, indos love to get drunk

2007-09-16T11:29:00.000-07:00

wat the heck is wrong with the title dude!? argh,,,

so, umm, im doing my homework which is a lot, and it'll take me 4 days to do this accounting bullcrap...hah! and it's due tuesday!
im tired tired...

last night was fun,,,there was this old guy who got drunk and talk to the beaners like this:
"HEY, YOU! HELP YOURSELF, GO GRAB THE FOODS!, WE HAVE POTATO, RICE, OR WHATEVER THAT IS, BITCH!"

EL OH EL!!!

haha! this old guy is an indo, so he's like fob like my friends in indo,,,*and that means YOU,,,*hahah! and instead of Bitch, he pronounced "beach"...but whatever, it was funny...

i grabbed somebody's boobs too...el oh el

People I'd LOVE to MEET <333333!!! el oh el

2007-09-16T11:17:00.001-07:00

with every sip of the wine i remember you

huh, Tired!

2007-09-14T12:25:00.000-07:00

Huh, Tired!, sorry blog,,, i didn't mean to whine,,,we'll at least i gotta update my blog...

capek,,,tadi malem i ditched my class, went to harrold's house, did some pranks to a friend, ebi,,,and went down to cici's house to play poker till 12 am,,,oh, ok, dude,,that's so smart...
and then this mornin i had to wake up at freakin 5 o'clock, and i drove my car to LA which is flip'pin 55 miles from my house, fools...argh!

i just got back from LA too,,,i've been driving too much lately,,,gotta take a break sometime,,,

Class? it's goin well,,,it's not that i'm lazy, its just i dont think they can keep up with it like i do...
I bought a swimming pants for 4 bucks yesterday,,that's so freakin awsum...

eh, i gotta class in 40 minutes,,,gotta get goin,,,

oyea,,,,i'll have a lil concert in an african american church somewhere later,,,wish me luck...

it's gonna be a really loooooong night for meeh...i hope i wont get sick just bcoz all of these shits...

see ya laytah, niggas!

P.S.: Erik, every single sip of beers and inhales of cigarrettes, it's like a cheers for you, bestie!

Do Not Call Me "George"!

2007-09-06T23:45:00.000-07:00

blablablast. Another day with a massive spendings on clothes, jeans, and asian foods.

Well, today is a birthday for my friend, and yea, i ditched my class and went with her and got treated by her parents...

blablablast. the talkings went on and on, some of'em are cheesy, some of'em are good,..we ate good vietnamese stuffs too!

the unfortunate event on tonight's dinner was,,,her mother can't pronounce my name properly,,,

and yea, she called me "George" instead of Josh.

I-karambaaaa!!

well, this is what u get when u ditch your class, punk..

blah!

all in all, it was fine,
a
sonny moore was in my mind all day..

peace out,,,at least i didn't get wasted. el oh el

BEERS WIPE TEARS

2007-08-22T18:15:00.000-07:00

Beers Wipe Tears
Itu kata2 temen baik gua, Erik Indarto.

Emang bener dan ga bisa di-debat lagi. bir memang my almighty. hahah, hebat memang khasiatnya, tapi kalo kelewatan bisa kacau. Asal bisa kontrol diri aja ya, silahkan...hahah.

Kmaren gua ulang tahun. I just turned 19. The only thing in my mind was "2 more years...2 More years baru gua bisa minum bir lagi di negeri kampret ini!!!"

hahah,,,sabar ya Joshua, At least kamu ga akan dapet early hepatitis. mungkin nanti, tapi bukan sekarang.

untuk sekarang, gunakan towel to wipe your tears.

arghh,,kesel! jadi anak baik tuh susah! huh!

HOW TO MOVE ON

2007-08-22T14:08:00.000-07:00

Oy,
Gua mau share gimana caranya untuk get rid of your ex-memories or bullcrap hopes,,,

Actually ini caranya gua sih, agak gak normal, tapi mungkin orang2 normal kayak kalian bisa coba,,,lmfao..

Jadi gini, anak2 muda jaman sekarang yang biadab ini kebanyakan mikirin lawan jenis lagi ngelakuin hal yg enggak2. Trus kalo pacaran, kebanyakan anak SMP pun udah tau cara menempatkan diri di atas ranjang,,,*wah, wah,,,gua ga pernah tuh sampe gini,,,,parah emang!* heheh,,,ah tai dah, gua sotoy bgt si.
Nah those stuffs yg gua sebutin tadi Lead us to a conclusion that MOST of the relationships these days are filled up with Lust. *i said Most, loh, bukan All of'em...*

Nah, sekarang gua mau bantu anak2 yang ga bisa berenti mikirin cewek/cowoknya,,,atau mungkin mantannya,,,Gua bukan mau bantu kalian untuk dapetin mereka, tapi di-Post yang kali ini gua mau kasih tau gimana caranya ngelupain itu semua,,,*ini baik kalau kalian lagi ngerasa ga mampu ngejalanin suatu relationship atau tau ga bakal jadi...*.

Apa sih unutngnya nge-Jomblo? nge-jomblo itu sebenernya ngasih Credit point untuk kita supaya nanti kalo ngejalanin relationship yg serius, kamu ga dipersulit dgn pertanyaan2 konyol dari pacar kamu. N bisa juga ngilangin cap-Playboy, kalo bisa jangan sampe ada yg tau lu ngelakuin hal ini.

Iyah, menurut pengalaman gua sebagai pecundang professional, caranya nih gini,,,
1. Datangi cewek yang kamu suka. Atau Telfon dia. Kalo bisa lagi sendirian aja.
2. Mulai ngomong sama dia. basa-Basi.
3. Flirt dikit2, pelan2.
4. Trus omongin isi pikiran kamu yang di kepala. *nah, kalau kamu pengen ngelupain dia bener2, lakuin dengan cepat!*
5. Trus omongin semua fantasi kamu akan dia, smape yg jorok2 juga ga-papa,,,*misalnya fantasi lagi menanam pohon, berkebun, main skatebord di lumpur bareng2,ah, tailah...
6. Niscaya kamu bakal ditolak sama dia,

Nah, terima atau nggak, Kamu pasti malu udah ngomongin itu semua sama dia, trus, kalo kamu punya level ke-nggak-dewasa-an yang sama dengan gua, pasti kamu jadi males ketemu dia lagi deh, instead of keep on hoping that she'll love ur asian ass.

hahah,,,

Inget loh, ini cuma kalo kamu mau get rid of it,,,kalo kamu mau bikin dia sbg pacar kamu n kamu ngerasa mampu, nanti tips nya gua Post di lain waktu.

Adios, Amigos!

Bailing Out

2007-08-17T21:59:00.000-07:00

"Dude,,,That's Messed Up, Man!!"
Itu hal pertama yang gua bilang dalam hati saat sadar apa yang baru aja gua lakuin...hahah

well, Hari ini menurut gua ga jauh beda sama hari2 lainnya,,,ada yg ngebosenin, contohnya kayak tadi pagi gua latian musik di gereja,,,the sucks thing bout that practice is the gears,. Dude, alat2 bandnya minimalis bgt, jadi mainnya ga optimal, and yea, it hurts my fingers to play that old cranky guitar,..Huh! well, latiannya tadi sampe jam 2 siangan. I was so glad they stopped.

Trus ada juga yang nyenengin, dari latian sama gereja tadi, gua pulang untuk mandi trus berangkat untuk latian sama Generation Today. Dang it, i could never get tired of practising with these kids,.We had fun, and that should be marked.

After all that practising stuffs, kita nonton film bootleg-an *bajakan* gitu di laptop Daryl.

Terus sekitar 14 menitan saat filmnya diputer, temen gereja gua nelfon,,,
Her: "Josh, Where r u?"
Josh: "I'm at Daryl's House,,,wat's up?"
Her: "Huh? You're not goin to my house?"
Josh: "wat are u havin?"
Her: "Josh, we are havin a Youth bible Study!" *with a bad tone..*

This is the part when Josh felt like he wanted to crap out of his mouth...

...
Josh: "o...yea ...a ..um...ehhh...mmm...o, u noe wat? i gotta practice now, the show is a week away, and we're still workin hard on it, u noe wat im sayin?"
Her: "hmprf,,,okay..."

DUDE!! THAT"S MESSED UP MAN!!

I wasn't supposed to do that!! I totally forgot that!! Dang! i feel bad now,,,

i feel bad,,,

sorry, amigos,,,
this is why i always admit that i'm still immature.

anyways,,,i cant wait for my videoshoot tomorrow...
sweet dreams, blondes...hahaaa

Grades gua,,,

2007-08-09T06:47:00.000-07:00

haha,,,kalo last time gua cerita kalo gua dropped 2 test gua,,,sekarang gua mo cerita lagi,

grade gua sebelum final 94.3%.,.^_^

terus hari ini mo final, ga tau deh, makin bagus atau ngga.

terus apa?

All of the sudden

2007-08-08T23:14:00.000-07:00

Trus kmaren gua chat sama cycas...

lagi ngelantur ngobrol, trus jatuh2nya ngomongin mantan. Trus cycas nanya gue,

"Itu temenlo jadian sama mantan lo ya?" *kira2 gitu bunyinya..

Trus gua mengambil nafas dalam,..terus gua bilang, "iya"

kira2 begini...

josh_sarwono: iya
josh_sarwono: dunia emang kecil
josh_sarwono: hatinya juga kecil
josh_sarwono: hatinya ga punya mata lagi
josh_sarwono: makanya kalau main pisau berantakan deh korbannya
nu_sika: haha
nu_sika: siapa yang hatinya kecil?
josh_sarwono: semuanya

Terus, apalagi yang ga roboh dalam kehidupan gua ini?

I-BOUGHT-A-LOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-03T08:55:00.000-07:00

YEEE!!!

Gua udah beli nih,, US$ 49.99!!
Tinggal tunggu tanggal 6...hahah!

LOMO

2007-07-31T11:21:00.000-07:00

orang di post-an sebelum ini bikin gua terpikat sama camera Lomo,
i'd love to know you more, Lomo,,,so to speak it has a lot of effects and it's own uniqueness that i'd love to have.

700 ribu Rupiah?, it's like 75 bucks,,around there, i think i'll get it next month.

Lomo...

Mam, I'd Drop my Test.

2007-07-23T21:18:00.000-07:00

WAA!!

inget ga di post sbelumnya gua lagi males2an,,,!?

hari ini tadi gua test,,,ada 3 tests kan,,,pas gua udah nyelesaiin 2 test. pas mau ngambil test yg terakhir, gua bilang sama Ms. Hughes,,,

"mam, I'd drop my test for chapter 14, i didn't study the whole week, i was busy playing CS. Can i go home now?"

trus gua pulang sambil senyum2 sama geleng2 kepala...WAA!!! tinggal bisa sekali drop lagi deh!!

Monyet!

malas

2007-07-22T19:50:00.000-07:00

hari ini gua aneh. gua males banget. seakan gua punya ADD (attention Deficit Disorder). Besok gua ada test 3 chapters sekaligus, tapi setiap gua belajar, ada aja yang ganggu pikiran gua. Yang paling ganggu ya ga jauh2,,,internet,,,Myspace, FS, Blog, etc.

Gua sampe kesel. sekarang lagi summer. Panas. Gua gerah di rumah,,,,walaupun udah malem jam 7 gini,,,masih aja panas. Kampret.

blablabla. Gua malah curhat ginih.

Ini yang dilakukan orang males n ga jelas. boring. random. I'm sick.

I think i know why. It's b'coz of this week, i haven't met her. The one that makes my heart sincere.

I'm listening to Thunder (boys like girls).

Generation Today

2007-07-22T13:08:00.001-07:00

eh, band gue (generation today) ntar jadi band pembukanya true worshippers di west covina, california,,,dateng!!

Kumis

2007-07-19T11:18:00.000-07:00

"to be or not to be"

,,,kata2 shakespeare yang sering dipake,,,anak kampung aja banyak yg make. hehe,,

Terus tadi pagi gua bangun,,,cuci muka,,,n ngeliat,,,wah kumis gua udah lumayan nih,,,*tai, post paling lame se-dunia*...

Terus gua mikir,,,

dood, wat sud i do? keep it or not?

Terus gua mikir,,,

ah, ntar aja nyukurnya kalo udah mau pergi ke sekolah.

Terus gua mikir lagi,,,

Berarti gua males dong!?

Terus gua pikir,,,

Lah? Baru tau?

seirus tuh kan ampe salah nulis

2007-07-19T11:12:00.000-07:00

hmh,,,ada ga sih anak autis yang sadar kalo dirinya itu autis?

setau gua sih gua autis,,,soalnya barusan gua jadi autis...trus autis tau tentang autis dari siapa? orang autis? autis itu apa sih? gua itu autis, soalya gua autis,..kayak kalo lagi autis,,,,kadang kita jadi autis,,,tapi masalahnya apa sih? ya autis.

WAH GILA!!

2007-07-14T11:23:00.001-07:00

Omong2, gua kebanyakan ngomong pake wah,,,ampe bosen!!!
bodo!
haha
gua pengen curhat...Gua ini wawasannya sempiiit banget. Terus tadi gua jalan2 ke blog temen gua, si graphic designer, namanya CK *baca: ceka*. Abis lagi baca2 sambil ngupil *tulisannya miring, karena merupakan kata serapan dari bahasa inggeris!*, gua jalan2 ke links temen2nya ck. Gua ngeklik yg namanya "designani". WAKS GILA!!

Gua kira desain seorang manusia yah gitu2 aja!! tau2nya designnya gila!! trus gua jalan2 ke links temennya designani dan temennya temennya designani dan temen temenya temennya designani...

WAKS!! GILA!!!

kira2 gitu lah, keren yaa?

Koq bisa ya,,,!! mulut gua tadi ampe bebusa!! ternyata anak2 negeri kita sudah pandai berdesain ria!

salut, salut!

MASALAH KLASIK TENTANG PENGHAKIMAN

2007-07-14T08:17:00.000-07:00

Sori ya, dari kemaren2 Post-an-nya serius2 mulu. Gua juga lagi dalam scene hidup yang sulit. jadi mungkin akan tercermin dalam tulisan2 gua. Post yg ini juga agak serius.

Kemaren gua masuk ke kelas gua di tenggah panasnya summer brengsek ini dengan pandangan mata ke bawah, jalan bungkuk, tanpa niat gua duduk di salah satu kursi di kelas. Untung kelasnya pake AC, jadi adem, terus gua menyilakan tangan gua di atas meja supaya gua bisa mengalaskan kepala gua di atasnya. Terus gua istirahat sedikit.

Terus ada temen gua *a white guy* dateng n duduk di depan gua. Dia make kaos item, terus di belakangnya ada tulisan paragraf kecil di belakangnya warna merah. Terus gua mikir dalam hati...

"ah, paling tulisan-nya hanya kata2 yang bersifat offensive dan radikal. males baca ah."

2 menit berlalu di selingi pembicaraan kami tentang salah satu local tv program. Terus dia kembali menghadap depan dan paragraf itu balik menghadap muka gua.

Mau ga mau, gua baca...

Tulisannya...

"maybe you think that i'm a dreamer. but maybe someday you will join us.
and the world will live as one"

Ha, kena batunya. Gua langsung sadar kalo tadi gua salah ngejudge dia. Walaupun ini masalah kecil, ini yang banyak terjadi di lingkungan kita. Menghakimi sebelum Menelaah.

Moga2 ini bermanfaat buat gua dan kalian.

Arus Kehidupan

2007-07-12T17:20:00.000-07:00

Gua sering banget denger orang ngomong gini:
"gua tuh ngejalanin hidup bagaikan arus aja, ya ikutin aja arahnya kemana..." ...

Terus gua mikir,,sebenernya gua ngejalanin hidup gua ini secara gimana sih? Terus gua terbawa dalam renungan yang satu ini...

Gua inget saat gua di sekolah,. Gua sok2an ga mau ikut aturan, ngomongnya gede kalo gua ini istilahnya rebel gitu deh *cieh, gaul, mau muntah*. Tapi akhir2nya yah gua rajin ke sekolah, ngerjain pe-er2, n lulus dengan nilai baik.

Terus masalah jenis musik n fashion trend. Waktu itu gua pernah ngeluarin statement... "wah, tai,,,gua kesel banget ngeliat anak2 gaul jakarta yang ngikutin trend di majalah...".. Padahal ya gua juga ikut2an trend yg ada. Kalo waktu itu musim Blink182, ya gua ikut pake celana kedodoran, kaos item murahan, sama sneakers.

kira2 kayak gini:

Kalo waktu itu jaman EMO, yah gua ikutan pake celana jeans ketat *untungnya dulu kurus, hehe, kebanyakan ngobat sih,,,*, trus rambut gua atur ke samping sambil jalannya bungkuk. Huhuuu, duh,,,,no comment deh, yang penting masih suka sama musiknya sampe sekarang dan besok.

nih kurusnya n gayanya *iyeh,,,gak nahan...*:

Terus karna gua pindah ke California, orang2 indo yg temenan sama gua make bajunya biasa2 aja, jeans, kaos normal ga kegedean ga kekecilan, yah gua mau ga mau nge-blend juga jadi gitu, Rambut gua gua botakin juga.

Yah, itu tadi hanya beberapa contoh pengalaman pribadi gua...Bisa diambil jadi sampel sebuah riset atas hidup seorang Dimas Joshua Sarwono.

Terus kalo itu tadi kita jadikan sampel, kesimpulannya apa, bos? kesimpulannya, dalam mengarungi arus kehidupan, kamu ini tipe orang yang berbalik arah melawan arus, tapi kamu masih terus terbawa arus. Dan kamu gak yakin juga kalo kamu menikmatinya. Toch sampe sekarang kamu juga belum kenal siapa kamu ini.

Semoga nanti kamu bisa nemuin apa yang bener2 kamu mau dan perlu.

wah, seTannn! haha...

2007-07-10T21:45:00.000-07:00

tadi si Josh keseLL banget!!!

Kemaren tepatnya Juli tgl 10, si Josh downloaded a program named "Norton Anti-Virus 2007" dari Limewire...Soalnya susah banget cari anti-virus gratisan untuk windows vista. I downloaded and installed it. It turned out that the program i downloaded is a VIRUS!!!

Dude...keselllll...keseeelll. Tapi tadi temen gua namanya Harrold ngasih tau gua caranya untuk benerin lewat telfon. Udah sih, udah bener lagi...tapi sekarang jadi agak lamban,,,Dude,,,this is a freakin new computer man!! this is Intel Core 2 Duo!! it's not supposed to be like this!!!

hehhh,,,kemaren2 ini laptop kenceng banget! tapi sekarang gara2 gua donlod gratisan jadi kena batunya deh,,,huhuu

ini komputer kesayangan gue...

ya udah semoga ini bisa jadi plajaran agar kita ga nyari yg gratisan mulu.

di sini kedewasaan anak sipit botak buncit yg pelit ditantang...haha.

Saat Lo Ngerasa Dikhianatin

2007-07-07T08:27:00.000-07:00

Halo,,,nama gua Josh. umur 18...

Ngg,,mood gua lagi ga jelas banget,,,karna pagi ini gua dikasi message sama one of my bestfriends di Indonesia, kalo dia baru putus sama ceweknya.

Dude,,,emang sakit rasanya udah berusaha sebisa mungkin untuk percaya sama orang, tapi satu hari nanti kita dikhianati. Apalagi kalo udah ada cowok baru yang dia sayang sebelum putus sama kita. Ya, nggak enak.

Gua akuin, gua pernah ngelakuin itu a couple times dulu waktu masih SMP...well, karna gua tau itu menyakitkan, gua ga pernah ngelakuin itu lagi.

Pokoknya gua ga mau ngomong banyak, isi hati gua kayak lagi perang, kesel, n jadi keinget masa lalu waktu gua ditipu sama seorang cewek sebelum gua berangkat ke sini. Yang penting, untuk semua orang di luar sana, cowok atau cewek, gua mau bilang:

Coba deh buat yang namanya Komitmen. Karna kalau alasan kalian untuk mengkhianati pacar kalian adalah untuk mendapat yang lebih baik, kamu ga akan pernah selesai mutusin orang n ganti pasangan sampe kamu mati. Sebenernya kita semua harus belajar menerima. Di sini sebuah kedewasaan seseorang ditantang.

Semoga kalian semua baik2 aja.

First Real Post at blogspot.com

2007-07-03T23:15:00.000-07:00

Halo, Nama gue Josh. Sebenernya Blog ini udah lama gue bikin, tepatnya bulan April 2007 yang lalu dan gue sempet nge-post TAMPARAN BADAK blablabla itu *post paling menjijikkan yg pernah gua liat*. Namun karena layoutnya yang tak begitu menggembirakan, akhirnya saya memilih untuk tidak nge-post untuk beberapa waktu.

Nach, belakangan ini saya beli laptop baru, lumayan keren, *lho?*, jadi gue niat bikin2 online stuff gue *such as Friendster, Myspace, Website dll.*.

Jadi gue mau bilang ke semua friends and visitors yang udah mau mampir ke blog gue ini "WECOME, FELLAS!" *jreng-jreng-jreng!!!*

Haha. Pokoknya gue sih niatnya bikin blog ini jadi sarana gue untuk menumpahkan ide2 dan cerita2 gue yg random, ga terpaku dengan satu tema, membangun *apacoba?*,merinding, ga jelas, geli, gatal2, lapar, dan menggoda.

eh udah dulu deh, ni ada lalat brengsek yg gangguin gua mulu, siwer2 sana sini, gua jadi ga bisa konsentrasi. Bye.

jangan lupa tinggalin Comment! kalo nggak jadi kodok, terus kelindes becak!!

ini kamu:

OEEKKK!!!

haha

HARGA DIRI JOSH dan TAMPARAN BADAK di YAHOO MESSENGER

2007-04-24T10:28:00.000-07:00

Hi,,,nama gwa josh,,inggi 5,3 kaki, 60 kg, rambut hitam, perut buncit, ga lucu. Pa kabar lu semua? Bodo amat ^_^. Kali ini karna gwa baik, gua kasih 2 cerita dalam sekali tulisan yg mahakeren ini...aduh, muncrat. sebenernya inti ceritanya sih ga lucu, tapi mata spongebob beerbinar2 saat gwa ceritain,,,terus gigi kucing yang ada di vihara di jalan hanjuang bsd juga copot gara2 kebanyakan nyengir setelah baca blog goblog ini...

Hweh,,,liburan yg membosankan,,,hwek,,,pengen banget gua sekolah di sanur lagi, WEEEKKK. Udah ah basa-basinya,,gwa mo langsung ke main topic yg pertama nya yah.

Kemaren, selasa 18 juli,,,gwa bareng 2 temen gwa, namanya D.S. (dian sastro versi cowo), sama ivera, pergi ke karfur BSD. Rencananya mo belanja bulanan,,,nggak deng,,,mo belanja buat BBQ-an kelas,,,nggg,,,jadi begini,,,ceritanya qta lagi sibuk n ga punya waktu u/ ngelakuin hal lain selain masuk2in bahan2 bbq-an ke dalem troli...tapi yg namanya josh, selalu aja lengah dan terjerumus oleh godaan dada palsu *apa2an sih ni anak mau sok lucu*. Singkat cerita si josh lagi ga konsentrasi buat belanja, tiba2 dia menemukan sebuah alat buat ngecek harga...

==PENENTUAN HARGA DIRI SEORANG JOSH==
> josh : De-es, liat deh,,,ada mesin buat ngecek harga!!

Wooww...
> D.S. : Hehe,,,coba deh josh,,,harga dirilu berapa?...
> josh : *menyodorkan tangan ke alat ngecek harga*
>alat ngecek harga : *....ga ada reaksi....*
> josh : rusak ya?
> josh : *menyodorkan tangan ke alat ngecek harga*
>alat ngecek harga laknat : *....ga ada reaksi....*
> josh : *B’cucuran keringat* De-es,,,gwa ga punya harga diri...
> D.S. n Ivera : *tertawa bersama teletabis n Mr. Crab-nya spongebob* AYKAYKAYK!!!!

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brengsek!!!,,,mau muntah gwa baca blog ga mutu gini. Omong2 hari itu gwa udah ngelewatin yg namanya cobaan u/ menghadapi tawaran KKN...astagfirullah, ya oloh,,,kenapa lu tega bgt ngasih gwa tanggung jawab atas duit kelas rp.1.055.000,oo...bingung gwa mo gwa kantongin ato ga,,,setelah berbuat yg bener sekarang gwa malah nyesel...kalo ada temen kelas gwa yg baca blog ini, peace yah...Hehe.

oh iya topic keduanya,,,TAMPARAN BADAK di YAHOO MESSENGER.

Jadi ceritanya kemaren pas abis pulang dari karfur, gwa sempet onlen, trus gwa sign in ke yahoo mssnger,,,trus tau2 ada temen gwa,,,mantan sih L,,,lagi onlen dia...
Trus otomatis gwa sapa,,,

josh says:
hai, cung,,,(nama samaran, takut tambah dimusuhin)

weh,,,setelah gwa tungguin 15 menit,,, ga ada jawaban gitu,,,eh tau2 Doi sign out...ANJROOTT!!! rasanya kaya ditampar badak lagi puber gwa...

sebenernya gwa udah sering sih dikacangin sama Doi (kata “Doi” bikin gwa serasa jadi anggota 7 anak gaul, Oke baby, push!! Push!!),,,biasanya kalo dikacangin di telfon, rasanya kayak bagian vital gwa disedot sama ronaldinho n diketawain sama kelelawar.

Ah udahlah,,,ini udah agak ngaco.
Sebelum gwa mo poopy, gwa mau mengucapkan terima kasih yg sebesar2nya buat buri2 zaemon...ah tai lah...daagg.